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               EXT. SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

               A picturesque suburbs, cookie-cutter, dull.  Sharply
               manicured lawns, all glowing green.

                                   PEYTON: (V.O.)
                         A kid falls into a hole in the
                         suburbs.  He calls up to a lawyer
                         passing by and asks for help.  The
                         lawyer throws down his card and
                         says he'll file a lawsuit.  He
                         calls up to a priest walking by and
                         the priest promises to pray for
                         him.  Then he sees a friend walking
                         by.  He asks for help and his
                         friend jumps into the hole with
                         him.  "What are you doing?" the
                         kids asks.  "Now both of us are
                         stuck down here."  "I know," his
                         friend replies.  "But if you're
                         stuck in a hole, at least you don't
                         have to be alone."
                             (beat)
                         My name is Peyton Schwartz and I
                         engineered the biggest drug trade
                         in the world.  $640 million dollars
                         of cocaine, on a boat from
                         Colombia.  Just me and my friends. 
                         If you grew up in a neighborhood
                         like this, you probably already
                         know what happened.  But if you
                         didn't....



               INT. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         Peyton.  You've applied to Harvard,
                         Yale, Princeton, MIT...  What did
                         you get on your SATs?

                                   PEYTON:
                         1020, combined.

               The GUIDANCE COUNSELOR looks over his file.

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         You have a 2.6 GPA.  And your only
                         extracurricular-

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               INT. CHOIR ROOM - DAY

               PEYTON is singing "Close to You" by the Carpenters joyously
               with the school choir.  JULIE returns his glances.

                                                               BACK TO:



               INT. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         Peyton, what do you want to do with
                         your life?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I want to make as much money as I
                         can, as fast as I can.

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         Okay...  Have you picked a safety
                         school?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Three of them.  Brown, Columbia,
                         and Georgetown.

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         Peyton.  I have to tell you, I
                         don't think you are going to get
                         into any of these schools.  

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well, you know, if you shoot for
                         the stars and hit the roof...

               It sits between them.

                                   GUIDANCE COUNSELOR:
                         There's someone I think you should
                         meet.  He was in my class.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. PEYTON'S HOME - NIGHT

               PEYTON'S parents, VICTORIA and ARNOLD, are disapproving.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         I told you I'd pay for a tutor. 
                         These grades are shit, Peyton.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Language.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         And if I have to get a letter of
                         recommendation from Dwayne Jenkins,
                         there will be hell to pay.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Why don't you ask your brother?

                                   ARNOLD:
                             (turning on her)
                         Because my family doesn't ask for
                         hand outs.  Because we have pride
                         in the Schwartz family!

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Families help each other, Arnold.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         My family shouldn't need any god
                         damn help!  
                             (back to PEYTON)
                         Is this how I raised you?  To
                         goldbrick and look for hand outs?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm graduating, aren't I?

                                   ARNOLD:
                         By the skin of your teeth!  Do you
                         know how many bake sales your mom
                         organized?  And for what?  For you
                         to throw your life away?

                                   VICTORIA:
                         I think we should be supportive.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         I'm not supporting him?!  Eighteen
                         years of food, shelter, clothing- 
                         I don't even know how many miles
                         he's driven in that car!  And then
                         to come home with these grades!

                                   PEYTON: (V.O.)
                         I had no excuses.  I wasn't the
                         smartest kid in the world and I
                         wasn't getting any smarter.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. GYMNASIUM - DAY

               A crowd of students CHEERS as another student stands on stage
               singing (quite poorly) The Wind Beneath My Wings.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (v.o.)
                         I graduated 121st out of 208
                         students.



               EXT. HIGH SCHOOL GROUNDS - AFTERNOON

               PEYTON and JULIE pose for pictures together.

                                   JULIE:
                         Have you seen David?

                                   PEYTON: (V.O.)
                         Julie was light and beauty and
                         butterflies in the stomach.  She
                         was my center when I spun out.  She
                         also slept with every guy except
                         me.  And my best friend David.  I
                         made her promise to never sleep
                         with David.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Are you sure he even came?

                                   JULIE:
                         I don't know.

                                   PEYTON:
                         He did graduate, didn't he?

               A passing YOUNG MAN forms a V with his fingers and sticks his
               tongue in and out at JULIE.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Who's that?

                                   JULIE:
                         What are your plans?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm supposed to meet someone
                         tomorrow.  A friend of Mr. Lasskey.

                                   JULIE:
                         College admissions?

                                   PEYTON:
                         He's a businessman.

                                   JULIE:
                         Why are you meeting him?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't know.  Guidance.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               PEYTON sits across from a blank GAVIN DEGREGORY.  He's an
               older man, aging gracefully. He has an air of sadness about
               him, frustration.  He's got it all but doesn't like any of
               it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Can you offer any advice to a young
                         man who's just starting out and
                         hasn't decided what to do with his
                         life?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Never handle anything hot but cash,
                         never pick up a gun, and always
                         sleep with heavy girls.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Really?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Heavy girls appreciate it more.

                                   PEYTON:
                         What is the best way to succeed in
                         business?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I wish I could tell you.  By the
                         time you're forty, you've been shit
                         on so many times that you just stop
                         caring.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Should I come back tomorrow?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I don't even understand why you're
                         here today.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. JULIE'S PORCH - EVENING

               JULIE is nestled in PEYTON'S arms on the porch swing.

                                   PEYTON:
                         What are you doing tonight?

                                   JULIE:
                         I don't know.  Probably a party
                         with David.  Hey, how did your
                         meeting go?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Not good.

                                   JULIE:
                         Sorry it didn't work out.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm going back tomorrow.

                                   JULIE:
                         Why?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Because I don't give up.
                             (beat)
                         What would you do if I touched you
                         right here?

                                   JULIE:
                         Peyton, please.  You're like my
                         brother.



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               GAVIN is in his office talking on the phone.

                                   GAVIN:
                         I don't give two fucks what a
                         customs inspector in Poland thinks. 
                         I want representation in their
                         stores.  Representation, Stan.

               He hangs up the phone.  The intercom buzzes.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Yeah, Mary?

                                   MARY:
                         Peyton Schwartz here to see you.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Is he on the schedule?

                                   MARY:
                         No.

                                   GAVIN:
                         I've got time.  Send him in.

               PEYTON enters the office.

                                   GAVIN:
                         What can I do for you?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well, sir, and I hope you'll
                         forgive me for being so forward,
                         but I don't think our conversation
                         was really over when I left.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Kid, you've got the world by the
                         balls.  I can't even make a
                         marriage work.  What do you want
                         from me?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Could I-  Would you maybe-  Could I
                         work for you?

                                   GAVIN:
                         What, in the warehouse?

                                   PEYTON:
                         No, sir.  No, I mean like a
                         personal assistant.  To learn from
                         you.

                                   GAVIN:
                         I already have Mary.  You saw her
                         out there.
                             (loudly)
                         Mary?

               MARY pokes her head in the door.

                                   MARY:
                         Yes, Mr. DeGregory?

                                   GAVIN:
                         That's enough.
                             (to PEYTON)
                         Mary.

               She pops her head back out of the office.

                                   GAVIN:
                         She's it, man.  She knows
                         everything.  She handles more of my
                         business than I do. What are you
                         looking for a job for, anyway? 
                         Don't your parents have any money?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm sort of trying to make my own
                         way in the world, if you
                         understand, sir.

                                   GAVIN:
                         And what am I?  A surrogate father?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well, you're certainly successful,
                         so I would like to pick your brain.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You don't pick brains, kid.  You're
                         born with them.  How fast are you?

                                   PEYTON:
                         At what, sir?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Okay, you don't score high on that
                         one.  Where did you say you're
                         going to college?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Amherst.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Business program?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Undeclared right now.  Probably
                         business, maybe liberal arts.
                             (beat)
                         Could I just, like, sit and watch
                         you, today?  Just to get a feel?

                                   GAVIN:
                         You can fuck a pumpkin for all I
                         care.  Why don't you go watch Mary?

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               PEYTON sits and watches MARY do her work.  MARY is coating
               her nails with green polish while talking on the phone.

                                   MARY:
                         She said what?  "Don't call they
                         out by they name"?  What the hell
                         does that mean?

               Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor begins playing.



               INT. LIBRARY - EVENING

               PEYTON is poring over books on business.  We see these thick
               volumes change.  First it is business management, then
               accounting, then a guide to economics, etc.



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               PEYTON is dressed in gray flannel pajamas and sits in bed,
               the covers pulled up to his chest.  His mother enters the
               room with a small plate that two cookies rest upon and a
               glass of milk.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         I know you're worried, son.  But
                         you'll do fine.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm not worried about school.  I
                         know that will be okay.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Are you worried about leaving home?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't know.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Have you decided on a major?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Business administration.  Or
                         finance.  Maybe law.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         It doesn't sound like you've made
                         up your mind.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Do you think I'm different?

                                   VICTORIA:
                         From who?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't know.  Just different.
                             (beat)
                         You remember in fifth grade when
                         David beat me up?

                                   VICTORIA:
                         People that beat you up aren't
                         really your friends.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Thanks, mom.



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               PEYTON is again sitting in a chair by the window, watching
               MARY work.  She is typing up a letter dictated by a recorder. 
               It is GAVIN'S voice.

                                   GAVIN:
                         ...And while we welcome the
                         prospect of a relationship with
                         your motel chain, be advised that
                         our inventory is often limited in
                         your region and you might be better
                         served by...

               She pauses the recording and sneezes into a tissue.

                                   PEYTON:
                         God bless you.

                                   MARY:
                         I'm Wiccan.

                                   PEYTON:
                         ...Gods bless you.

               She stares at him.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. AMHERST DORM - DAY

               PEYTON is carrying a box down the hall to his room.  As he
               passes each open door, he sneaks a glance inside.  He finds
               other teens smoking pot, drinking beer, etc.  There is LOUD
               MUSIC throughout.  As he passes one room, he sees GIRL 1
               screaming

                                   GIRL 1:
                         I don't need a year's worth of
                         tampons, mom!  Just wake up dad and
                         leave!

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. CAMPUS QUAD - DAY

               PEYTON is selling term papers to a small group of students.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. DEAN'S OFFICE - LATER

               PEYTON's head is buried in his hands as the DEAN berates him,
               holding up the illegitimate term papers.

                                                                CUT TO:



               I/E. VICTORIA'S CAR - DAY

               All of PEYTON'S worldly belongings are packed into the sedan.

                                   PEYTON:
                         So how does this work?  Do I have
                         to start paying back my student
                         loans right now?

                                                            MONTAGE OF:
               Over the montage, "Rave On" by Buddy Holly plays.



               INT. OFFICE BUILDING - MORNING

               We follow PEYTON, dressed in a suit and carrying a briefcase,
               walks up to a businessman who shakes his hand.  We freeze and
               zoom in on the handshake and then it quickly rotates and
               pulls out to show a different man, in a different building,
               shaking PEYTON'S hand.  We continue this twice more in the
               montage.  We see PEYTON making phone calls, searching online
               for job openings, circling ads in the paper.



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               PEYTON enters the outer office, dressed in a suit and holding
               the briefcase.  MARY is filing her nails.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Hello, Mary.



               INT. GAVIN'S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

               GAVIN is leaned back in his chair, casually shooting balloons
               with a pistol air gun.  He pauses to talk to PEYTON.

                                   GAVIN:
                         I don't remember ever offering you
                         a job, Peyton.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Yes, and I'm here to take one.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Come with me.  I want to show you
                         something.



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. WAREHOUSE - MINUTES LATER

               It is a cavernous structure, filled with rows of steel
               shelves, loaded with boxes, stretching out some two hundred
               yards.  GAVIN is standing with PEYTON at the duty station
               desk.  On it rests a little lamp with a hula-girl printed on
               the lampshade.  GAVIN flips the switch that turns it on. 
               Then he turns it off.  Then he turns it on again.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't get it, sir.

                                   GAVIN:
                         This lamp is my business.  This-
                             (he picks up a toilet
                              plunger)
                         -is my business.  Those boxes,
                         they're full of useless junk like
                         this.  That's my business.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Is there a point to this, sir?

               GAVIN pauses.  He turns the lamp off and then back on.

                                   GAVIN:
                         This was the first thing I ever
                         sold.  This lamp.  I had a friend
                         that bought surplus lamps but
                         couldn't move them.  I had the
                         lampshades printed up and began
                         making my way around the state,
                         pitching them to cheap motels and
                         novelty shops.  This was twenty
                         five years ago.  I was about your
                         age.  I didn't even go to college. 
                         And that's how I built my fortune.

                                   PEYTON:
                         How much are you worth?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I don't know.  Why?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Fifty million?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Yeah, probably.

                                   PEYTON:
                         And it took you twenty-five years
                         to make that?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Okay.  If you really want in, if
                         you really want to do something for
                         this company, I can put you to work
                         in the HR department.  What was
                         your major?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Administration.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Holy fuck.  Did you actually pay
                         for this degree?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well...the bank paid for it.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You don't even know how to manage
                         your money.  Maybe you should have
                         taken financing courses at that
                         fancy college.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Did I do something wrong, sir?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I just woke up on the wrong side of
                         the decade.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Sir, forgive me if I misunderstood,
                         but...did you just offer me a job?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Christ, it was minutes ago, I'm not
                         sure I remember it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         You did and I accept.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Fine, come in tomorrow and we'll
                         have you fill out the paperwork.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Are you free tonight?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Tonight?  Why?

                                   PEYTON:
                         My family is having a special
                         dinner in celebration of my new
                         job.  I'd like to invite you.



               EXT. JULIE'S PORCH - DUSK

               PEYTON sits with his arm around JULIE, a very plain but
               pretty girl.  "I Only Have Eyes for You" by The Flamingos
               plays softly.  JULIE is smoking a cigarette.

                                   JULIE:
                         David won't like it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         But this is good news.  I mean, I
                         got a real job.

                                   JULIE:
                         Remember when you left for Boy
                         Scout camp for two weeks when you
                         were 10?

                                   PEYTON:
                         He got upset.

                                   JULIE:
                         He punched you in the nose.

                                   PEYTON:
                         No, it was my lip.

                                   JULIE:
                         What's the difference?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Because he said he was going to
                         split my lip and then he actually
                         did it.

                                   JULIE:
                         You know he can't handle things
                         changing.  He just about came apart
                         these last few years when you were
                         at college.  He was only like his
                         old self when you came home for
                         summer.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I want to kiss you right now.

                                   JULIE:
                         I don't know what to say to that.

               PEYTON sees a spark from her cigarette land in the crotch of
               her jeans and there's a small puff of smoke.  Without
               thinking, PEYTON lays his hand there to snuff it out.

                                   JULIE:
                         What are you doing?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Spark.

                                   JULIE:
                         You don't do that to a girl,
                         Peyton!

                                   PEYTON:
                         It was a spark!  You could have
                         gone up in flames!

                                   JULIE:
                         No big deal.  I'm sorry I got mad.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Wait a second.  There was a spark
                         and it was about to start a fire. 
                         But you're saying no big deal like-

                                   JULIE:
                         Like what?  I'm letting it slide.

                                   PEYTON:
                         You don't let something like that
                         slide, Julie!  If there's any
                         sliding, it should be an avalanche
                         coming down on-

                                   JULIE:
                         It's not a big deal, Peyton.

                                   PEYTON:
                         It is a big deal.  And that you say
                         it's not a big deal is so
                         incredibly fucked that-

                                   JULIE:
                         So you grabbed my crotch.  Forget
                         it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't want to forget it!  And, if
                         I were to grab your crotch, I
                         wouldn't want you to forget it
                         either!

                                   JULIE:
                             (changing the subject)
                         Who is going to be at this dinner
                         thing tonight?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Mr. DeGregory and his wife.

                                   JULIE:
                         Will David be there?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Why would he?

                                   JULIE:
                         He called me and asked me about it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         How did he find out?

                                   JULIE:
                         I don't know.  Stop asking
                         questions.  Look at the sunset.

                                                                CUT TO:



               I/E. GAVIN'S ROLLS ROYCE - EVENING

               "Lonley Teardrops" by Jackie Wilson begins playing.

               GAVIN drives with LYDIA, his trophy wife.  She is applying
               make up, though her face is already well-covered.  They do
               not speak as he drives.  Finally, she breaks the silence.

                                   LYDIA:
                         Why do we have to go to this?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Because I was invited.

                                   LYDIA:
                         Who the hell is this kid?

                                   GAVIN:
                         He's a comer.  He impresses me.

                                   LYDIA:
                         What'd he do, eat a puppy?

               The music ends abruptly as we

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. PEYTON'S HOME - NIGHT

               PEYTON'S father ARNOLD sits at the head of the long
               Chippendale table, across from his wife VICTORIA.  Seated
               around the table are GAVIN and LYDIA, JULIE and PEYTON, and
               DAVID.  They are all silent.  ARNOLD is going through the
               bills while eating.

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Do you like casserole?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Well...I usually tend more towards
                         filet mignon.  Or pheasant.  Do you
                         have any pate?

                                   VICTORIA:
                         I didn't know what ri- Uh, well-

                                   GAVIN:
                         Rich people?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'd like to thank you for attending
                         tonight, Mr. DeGregory.  I'm glad
                         you could be here to round us to an
                         even number.

                                   GAVIN:
                         There's seven of us.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (staring daggers at DAVID)
                         That's because someone wasn't
                         invited.

                                   JULIE:
                         We are very glad that you are here,
                         Mr. DeGregory.  David and I have
                         been dying to meet you.

                                   DAVID:
                         Some of us were left for dead after
                         meeting you.

                                   JULIE:
                         David, that's not nice.

                                   DAVID:
                         But it was clever.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         So what kind of business is it that
                         you run, Mr. DeGregory?

                                   GAVIN:
                         It's an import/export business.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         We had a fifty-three minute call to
                         Canaan.  Who do we know in Canaan?

                                   VICTORIA:
                         My sister's in-laws.

                                   ARNOLD:
                         Oh, right.  How is Suzie?

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. PEYTON'S HOME - LATER

               GAVIN has loosened his tie and is smoking a cigarette. 
               PEYTON stands by him.  They watch fireflies light up the
               night.

                                   PEYTON:
                         What did you think of Julie?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I didn't.  I don't remember her
                         from the yearbook.

                                   PEYTON:
                         They listed her as "Not pictured"
                         but they issued a retraction on
                         later printings.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You in love with her?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't know.  

                                   GAVIN:
                         Come on, man.  You love her?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Yeah, I guess I do.

                                   GAVIN:
                         How about David?

                                   PEYTON:
                         What about him?

                                   GAVIN:
                             (long beat)
                         He plowed her.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. PEYTON'S HOME  - MOMENTS LATER

               PEYTON and JULIE are shouting at each other.

                                   PEYTON:
                         When I said "Don't sleep with him",
                         you took that to mean sleep with
                         him?!

                                   JULIE:
                         It was just because he was feeling
                         lonely and you were away and-

                                   PEYTON:
                         You broke your promise!  The only
                         thing I told you not to do-

                                   JULIE:
                         As if you get to choose who I-

                                   PEYTON:
                         Get out of here!  You are not
                         welcome anymore!

                                   JULIE:
                         I didn't think it was a big deal,
                         it was just-

                                   PEYTON:
                         If it's no big deal, why was it a
                         secret?!  Why was it a secret?!

               She is walking out the door and PEYTON chases after her.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Try not to sleep with anyone on the
                         way to your car!  How many times?

                                   JULIE:
                             (still walking away)
                         Just fuck off, Peyton.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Because I can forgive you if it was
                         once.

                                   JULIE:
                         Then you can't forgive me.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I can understand if it was less
                         than ten times.  I could live with
                         that.

                                   JULIE:
                         Then you can't live with this.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Fucking hell!

               From an upstairs window, we hear VICTORIA SHOUT:

                                   VICTORIA:
                         Language!

                                   PEYTON:
                         Look, I'm sorry.  Come back inside
                         and we'll talk about this.  I won't
                         yell anymore, I just need you to
                         talk to me and straighten this-

               He stops as he notices that DAVID has come up beside him. 
               PEYTON turns to him, ready to say something.  DAVID
               interrupts him before he can.

                                   DAVID:
                         You sell-out.

               And then he punches PEYTON in the nose.  The screen bursts
               into fireworks over blackness.  This slowly dissolves back
               into the fireflies that are roaming the neighborhood.  After
               a few seconds, GAVIN'S head comes into the frame.  He is
               looking down at PEYTON, his head cocked at an angle of
               curiosity.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - DAY

               A large black man, TYLER, is talking to us.

                                   TYLER:
                         And then Jackson come around
                         talking that trash about, he did
                         this, he did that, with what woman,
                         and where.  And I was thinking,
                         maybe, you know, I was sexually
                         harassed in this incident and I
                         should get some extra pay for it.

               We hold on him for a second and then



               REVERSE SHOT

               PEYTON with his nose splinted and bandaged, staring blankly
               back at him.

               The following, each word of the sentence is done be a
               different employee of the warehouse.

                                   WORKERS:
                         I. Have. Got. A. Complaint.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. GAVIN'S OFFICE - DAY

               GAVIN stands at the window that overlooks the warehouse
               floor.  PEYTON sits in a chair.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Well I didn't hire you to give
                         spongebaths to supermodels if
                         that's what you had in mind.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Isn't there ANYTHING else I can do
                         for the company?

                                   GAVIN:
                         You tell me, you're in HR.  What
                         positions are open?

                                   PEYTON:
                         This isn't going to work.

                                   GAVIN:
                         No, this is what going to work is. 
                         You think I like it?  I run the
                         company and I hate coming in.

                                   PEYTON:
                         What are my options?

                                   GAVIN:
                         Well, either you grow a pair and
                         keep coming in every day or you
                         give up and go back to bagging
                         groceries or whatever the hell it
                         is you used to do.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I want to make a lot of money. 
                         That's all I really want.  Just
                         money.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You want a lot of money, you get
                         into where the money is.  Look at
                         your computer, that's where the
                         money is these days.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               PEYTON is doing a web search for get rich quick schemes.  He
               comes across cattle-driving, gay porn, pyramid schemes, etc. 
               Then something catches his eye.  He clicks on a link.  Words
               fill the screen: COCAINE; SHIPMENT; 25 KILOS; STREET VALUE $6
               MILLION.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (v.o.)
                         It was so simple.  The illegal drug
                         trade is a multi-billion dollar
                         industry in America and it is
                         making people rich beyond belief,
                         faster than you thought possible. 
                         On one shipment, you could make
                         millions of dollars.  But...how do
                         you start moving kilos of cocaine?



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - LATER

               PEYTON is looking up smuggling in the encyclopedia.

                                   PEYTON: (V.O.)
                         I crammed.  I went through every
                         book I could find in the house.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (reading aloud)
                         Many times, people with artificial
                         limbs will use their disability to
                         the advantage of smuggling
                         narcotics across international and
                         state borders.  
                             (beat)
                         Artificial limbs?



               INT. LIBRARY - DAY

                                   PEYTON: (V.O.)
                         I went through the books at the
                         library.  I learned what cocaine
                         tastes like.  It has no taste.  It
                         instantly numbs the tongue and gums
                         on contact, that is how you can
                         tell it is cocaine.  I learned what
                         the effects of snorting it were
                         compared to smoking it or shooting
                         it.  I could have given a lecture
                         on the properties of a drug I had
                         never come in contact with and
                         didn't know how to get my hands on. 
                         I didn't even go to work anymore. 
                         I wondered if anyone noticed.



               EXT. LIBRARY - NIGHT

               PEYTON walks out to find DAVID waiting for him.  DAVID puts
               his hands up in a placating gesture.

                                   DAVID:
                         I'm sorry, okay?  Okay, man?  I'm
                         sorry.

                                   PEYTON:
                         That's the last damn time you punch
                         me.

                                   DAVID:
                         I know.  It won't happen again.

                                   PEYTON:
                         So how was she?

                                   DAVID:
                         It's not as easy as all that,
                         Peyton.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Come on, I'll bet she was great,
                         wasn't she?  I wouldn't know
                         because I'm the only guy she won't
                         screw.

                                   DAVID:
                         I think I'm in love with her.

                                   PEYTON:
                         You think she loves you?  You think
                         she loves any of the guys she lets
                         fuck her?
                             (he begins to walk away)
                         I went to college.  What the hell
                         are you doing with your life?

                                   DAVID:
                         I'm a pot dealer.
                             (softly, lacking
                              importance)
                         I'm a pot dealer.  That's what I do
                         now.

               PEYTON freezes.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

                                   PEYTON:
                         Go over it with me again.

                                   DAVID:
                         I met the dude at the Pink Floyd
                         laser show-

                                   PEYTON:
                         What's his name?

                                   DAVID:
                         Spaulding.  I believe you've played
                         with his balls.

                                   PEYTON:
                         How much do you buy from him?

                                   DAVID:
                         Not much.  Like two ounces a week
                         and I break that into twenty sacks
                         and I sell those for about $300
                         profit.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Where does he get it?

                                   DAVID:
                         I've been smart enough not to ask.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Where does he live?

                                   DAVID:
                         He's got a trailer outside of town. 
                         And it's a real bitch getting
                         there.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Does he have connections?

                                   DAVID:
                         He must.  He's my connection.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Could he get you other drugs if you
                         asked?

                                   DAVID:
                         What kind of drugs?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Cocaine?

                                   DAVID:
                         I don't think he deals in the hard
                         stuff.  He offered me some ecstasy
                         once but nothing major.

                                   PEYTON:
                         And how's your business?  How many
                         buyers do you have?

                                   DAVID:
                         I don't know.  A dozen?

                                   PEYTON:
                         And would they buy cocaine if it
                         was offered?

                                   DAVID:
                         I guess some of them would.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Yeah, some of them would.  Because,
                         who wouldn't?  Come with me.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. THE DEGREGORY HOME - NIGHT

               It is a sprawling, three level home on three or four acres of
               carefully manicured lawn.  PEYTON and DAVID walk up and knock
               on the door.  A small Latino maid, CONSUELA, opens the door.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Hi, Consuela, is he in?

                                   CONSUELA:
                         Oh, no.  Mr. DeGregory leave town. 
                         He has business trip.

                                   PEYTON:
                         When will he be back?

                                   CONSUELA:
                         Two days.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Consuela...where are you from?

                                   CONSUELA:
                         Me?  El Salvador.

                                   PEYTON:
                         You don't happen to have any
                         relatives in Colombia, do you?



               CLOSE UP ON:

               A pad.  Names and email addresses being written down.

               The sound of PAPER TEARING.  A door SHUTS.



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               PEYTON and DAVID are crowded around the computer, carefully
               typing out an email.

                                   DAVID:
                         Dear sir, it may come as a surprise
                         to you hearing from me as we are
                         strangers but I was given your
                         address by Consuela the housekeeper
                         and am interested in arranging a
                         trade if possible.  There is good
                         money to be made in exporting these
                         days and your country is uniquely
                         positioned to take advantage of
                         this opportunity.
                             (beat)
                         This sounds like a chain letter.

                                   PEYTON:
                         It has to be coded so we can slip
                         it past the DEA.

                                   DAVID:
                         Do we know if these people even
                         speak English?

                                   PEYTON:
                             (typing)
                         If you are agreeable to a sale, I
                         would be most interested in hearing
                         from you.  Your discretion would be
                         most appreciated.  If you are
                         unable to provide the product for
                         me, I would appreciate it if you
                         could point me to another source,
                         if you know of one.

                                   DAVID:
                         This is stupid, Peyton.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (beat)
                         We're going to need money.



               INT. MOTEL ROOM - SAME TIME

               JULIE and GAVIN are on the bed, having sex doggy style.  They
               are grunting with effort.  We pan past them and zero in on
               the hula-girl lamp on the nightstand.



               INT. PEYTON'S BEDROOM - DAYBREAK

               From the computer, we hear the AOL VOICE say:

                                   AOL VOICE:
                         You've got mail!

               PEYTON and DAVID leap for the computer.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Okay.  Are you ready to have your
                         life changed?

                                   DAVID:
                             (reading the email over
                              PEYTON'S shoulder)
                         I have access to my country's
                         finest export and would be willing
                         to trade with you at a rate of
                         10,000 pesos per kilo.  

                                   PEYTON:
                         Ten thousand pesos?  How much is
                         that?

                                   DAVID:
                         Our currency is probably five times
                         what theirs is, so...fifty thousand
                         dollars?
                             (back to reading the
                              screen)
                         Is ready to ship from port of
                         Escalando within two days.  Premium
                         grown, finest quality.
                             (to PEYTON)
                         Where are we going to get that kind
                         of money?  Or a ship for that
                         matter?

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. GAVIN'S OFFICE - DAY

               GAVIN is lighting a cigarette with a Zippo when PEYTON barges
               through the door.  GAVIN immediately ducks under his desk. 
               We hear him SHOUT in pain.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Mr. DeGregory?  It's Peyton
                         Schwartz.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Damn it, I set myself on fire.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Ummm...roll?

                                   GAVIN:
                         I didn't literally set myself on- 
                         What do you want, Peyton?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well.

               GAVIN leaps back up and sits in his chair.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You grew a pair and you decided to
                         come back?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I need $500,000 and a ship to
                         transport.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - MINUTES LATER

               GAVIN and PEYTON navigate the busy warehouse on a golf cart,
               talking as they cruise.

                                   PEYTON:
                         It calls for an initial investment
                         of $500,000.  I can guarantee you a
                         return of 300% on that within one
                         month.  The rest of the profits
                         will be used to purchase more.  I
                         also need your shipping empire to-

                                   GAVIN:
                         You are in need of serious mental
                         help.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I considered that.  Briefly.
                             (beat)
                         Listen, I can guarantee your money.

                                   GAVIN:
                         You can't even guarantee what
                         you're buying.  You emailed a
                         stranger in another country and
                         asked him to sell you narcotics. 
                         It could be fucking goat's milk.

                                   PEYTON:
                         No, no, not true.  I used a coded
                         message that is only clear to those
                         in the know.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Coded, huh?  Did you use the word
                         "discretion"?



               EXT. DEGREGORY INC. - MINUTES LATER

                                   GAVIN:
                         And even if I was stupid enough to
                         invest in this idea, how would you
                         get the cocaine into the country?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Well, you have ships and airplanes
                         and-

                                   GAVIN:
                         Do you know what customs is like? 
                         Have you ever brought something
                         into this country?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I had a pen pal from Canada come
                         down for a week.

                                   GAVIN:
                         How was she?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Pretty good.



               INT. DEGREGORY INC. - MINUTES LATER

                                   GAVIN:
                         I could go over the two hundred
                         ways you will get caught, but I'd
                         rather go over the three ways you
                         won't get what you want.  First of
                         all, this stranger will take the
                         money deposited into their account
                         and never talk to you again. 
                         They've probably set up a fake
                         account just for you to transfer
                         the money to and then they withdraw
                         and close the account and
                         disappear.  Secondly, if they're
                         not trying to steal your- MY money,
                         they've probably turned you over to
                         the local police for a reward. 
                         They don't even have to feel guilty
                         about that.  And, third, if you
                         somehow have lucked into a secret
                         email cartel in Colombia, and they
                         accept your price and send you some
                         premium stuff, you wouldn't know
                         where to sell it.  You're talking
                         about a hundred pounds of cocaine. 
                         Your friend's a pot dealer?  Pot
                         user does not equal cocaine user,
                         Peyton.  You probably couldn't move
                         that stuff if you were giving half
                         of it away as samples.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Sir, I think you underestimate the
                         marketplace.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Look around you.  Where is the
                         marketplace in this city?



               INT. GAVIN'S OFFICE - MINUTES LATER

               GAVIN sits at his desk with a large ledger open in front of
               him.  He is looking through it intensely.

                                   GAVIN:
                         Okay, I had a shipment from
                         Nicaragua one time.  That's as
                         close as I've gotten.

                                   PEYTON:
                         How much are you willing to invest?

                                   GAVIN:
                             (pause)
                         Look, Peyton.  I'm not going to put
                         any money into this.  My suggestion
                         is that you look closer to home.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Closer to home?  What does that
                         mean?

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. HALFWAY HOUSE - DAY

               PEYTON and DAVID walk up the few steps to the front door.  

                                   DAVID:
                         And then the guy is leaving pieces
                         of his victims in mailboxes across
                         the city.  But there's a pattern.

                                   PEYTON:
                         But why mailboxes?

                                   DAVID:
                         And he keeps calling the
                         detectives.  He asks for them by
                         name.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Do they record the calls?

                                   DAVID:
                         Not the first one because they're
                         not expecting it.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Does he give them clues in these
                         phone calls?

                                   DAVID:
                         He tells them what mail carrier
                         will find a body part next.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't think you really saw this.

                                   DAVID:
                         No, I did.  That was how it
                         happened.

                                   PEYTON:
                         But it has the logic of a dream, it
                         doesn't make sense.

                                   DAVID:
                         Does anything make sense?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Did they catch the guy?

                                   DAVID:
                         Yeah, but I don't remember how.

               PEYTON knocks on the door.  An OLDER WOMAN, smoking a
               cigarette and clad in a bathrobe, opens the door.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Hello, my name is Edward and this
                         is my associate Jeremy.  We were
                         wondering if we could speak to some
                         of your residents about a business
                         opportunity.

                                   OLDER WOMAN:
                         They're at work.

                                   DAVID:
                         All of them?

                                   OLDER WOMAN:
                         Yes, all of them.

               She shuts the door.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I guess we wait.

                                   DAVID:
                         She was pretty.

                                   PEYTON:
                         She was an attractive older woman.

                                   DAVID:
                         Listen, I've been thinking.  These
                         are ex-cons.  They're rough.  We
                         should have a signal for if we get
                         into any danger.

                                   PEYTON:
                         What kind of signal?

                                   DAVID:
                         Like, start singing a Queen song.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Which song?

                                   DAVID:
                         Fat Bottom Girls?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't remember that one.  Let's
                         just call something out.

                                   DAVID:
                         Like what?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I don't know.  Gorillas?



               EXT. HALFWAY HOUSE - DUSK

               PEYTON and DAVID are sitting patiently on the porch as men
               begin to stream in.  They stand up and introduce themselves. 
               One of the men decides to give them a chance.  He is a burly,
               bearded man in a plaid shirt and jeans with work boots.  This
               is BELLA.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Is there a place we could talk in
                         private?  This is a project of a
                         delicate nature.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. BELLA'S ROOM - MINUTES LATER

                                   PEYTON:
                         And what is your name, sir?

                                   BELLA:
                             (curt)
                         Bella.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Great.  I'm Franz, this is my
                         associate Christopher.

                                   BELLA:
                         You said downstairs.  But you gave
                         different names.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Okay.  Okay.  So what we're doing
                         is, we're offering a business
                         opportunity to someone with your
                         unique skill set.

                                   BELLA:
                         You need me to burn down a
                         building?

                                   DAVID:
                         That's what you meant when you said
                         you're a flamer?

                                                                CUT TO:



               I/E. PEYTON'S CAR - NIGHT

                                   PEYTON:
                         Okay, so that one didn't pan out. 
                         We'll have to eat the day as a
                         loss.

                                   DAVID:
                         You know who's always addicted to
                         cocaine?

                                   PEYTON:
                         No, I don't.

                                   DAVID:
                         Head down to Troost.

                                   PEYTON:
                             (suspicious)
                         Troost?

                                   DAVID:
                         52nd and Troost.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. 52ND AND TROOST - NIGHT

               A prostitute stands on the street corner.  PEYTON'S car pulls
               up.  DAVID leans out the window to talk to her.

                                   JUSTINE:
                         I don't do double johns.

                                   DAVID:
                         No, we just want to-  Justine?

                                   JUSTINE:
                         Shit.

                                   DAVID:
                         Justine Carter?  White Lake High?
                             (back in the car, to
                              PEYTON)
                         It's fucking Justine Carter!

                                                                CUT TO:



               I/E. PEYTON'S CAR - LATER

               JUSTINE is now in the back of the car.

                                   JUSTINE:
                         No, I don't do any cocaine.

                                   DAVID:
                         But you know people.

                                   JUSTINE:
                         Well, there are a few girls that do
                         it.  But they don't need to buy
                         any.

                                   DAVID:
                         Have you got a pimp?

                                   JUSTINE:
                         See that car following you in your
                         rearview?

               DAVID turns completely around to look out the back window.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Don't turn around like that!  It's
                         too obvious!

                                   JUSTINE:
                         Listen, I make fifty dollars a
                         ride.  So you're going to have to
                         pay me that or Li'l Jay will fuck
                         you up.

                                   PEYTON:
                         We don't have any money on us,
                         really.

                                   JUSTINE:
                         I'm not kidding, he'll fuck you up.

                                   PEYTON:
                         He's a businessman.  He'll be
                         interested in our venture.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. SEEDY NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

               PEYTON is out of the car and LI'L JAY, a scrawny, very short
               young man, has his arms wrapped around PEYTON and is spinning
               him in circles.  PEYTON punches at him but he is too close to
               cause any real injury.  DAVID makes a move to help PEYTON but
               JUSTINE restrains him.

                                   JUSTINE:
                         Let them fight.

                                   PEYTON:
                         David!  Get him off me!  Gorillas! 
                         Gorillas!

               The two fall to the ground and begin rolling around the
               street.

                                   PEYTON:
                         David!  Gorillas!

                                                                CUT TO:



               I/E. PEYTON'S CAR - LATER

               PEYTON drives without talking.  DAVID is looking through the
               yearbook.

                                   DAVID:
                         What about Roy McCutcheon?  He was
                         always sort of drugged out, wasn't
                         he?

                                   PEYTON:
                         Did you actually have Justine sign
                         that thing?

                                   DAVID:
                         Yeah, like that's weird.
                             (beat)
                         I missed this.

                                   PEYTON:
                         We've never done this before.

                                   DAVID:
                         You know what I mean.

                                   PEYTON:
                         Look, I'm beat.  Totally beat. 
                         Here's what I think we should do. 
                         I want you to set up a network to
                         move the stuff when I get it.

                                   DAVID:
                         I don't know, man.  I may not be
                         the right guy.  When Li'l Jay was
                         attacking you, I just stood there.

               PEYTON pulls the car over.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

               PEYTON'S car is parked and they are sitting on the hood of
               it.

                                   DAVID:
                         Do you know how hard it is to set
                         up a distribution network?  I'll
                         need your help.

                                   PEYTON:
                         I can't help you.

                                   DAVID:
                         But you see what kind of problems
                         we've had already.  I deal pot,
                         man.  Fucking pot to teenagers for
                         Friday nights.  Why can't you help
                         me?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I just think we should split up the
                         duties.
                             (beat)
                         And I'll be in South America.

                                   DAVID:
                         What?

                                   PEYTON:
                         I'm going to South America to find
                         the cocaine.

               There is a long pause.  Then DAVID slugs PEYTON in the face. 
               PEYTON falls backward off the hood of the car.   "Mr.
               Sandman" by the Chordettes immediately begins playing. 
               PEYTON is on his back, staring up at the black sky.  DAVID'S
               head comes into the frame, cocked at an angle of curiosity.

                                                              FADE OUT.
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