I Am

I am a con man
Distinct programs
Slow nothings
Making up no plans
I am an agitator
Compulsive liar
True fornicator
Loving self-hater
I am Varicose
The thirteenth Zodiac
Kicked out by those
Who want an even dose
I am an artist
Still working the con
Let's be honest
In this city, artists are tourists
I am the missed birthday
I am always in last place
I am the penny saved
I am just a pretty face
You are my brick wall
I have trouble trying to stand tall
I am billed small
I am nothing at all