Laid Off

This is me ten years after drugs
I think a year ago, I finally lost my buzz
Let's go to the park and get higher
Stretch across the bike path with a length of wire
My license to swear is about to expire
I'm tossing out all the ones I know as we come down to the wire
Maybe that's why it was just seven days until I got fired
If they can't afford to pay me, why was I hired?
It was a stupid clerical job
Stupid but I loved it, just like your mom
I fuck just about anyone
And hate you for not giving me some
When I cash a check
I give a creepy smile and say I'm buying a gun
Then I ask if I can fuck the girl in the asshole
I registered to vote at White Castle
My only ID is a picture of me in handcuffs
On my front lawn with a smile
If I fucked my mom and we had a child
I'd be the father of my own brother
That's why you've always got to use a rubber
This shit might sound better if I had music
But I just found my voice and haven't figured out how to use it
They gave me a job just to lose it
They've got no leg to stand on
Because the shoe fits
I'm constructing this rhyme one verse at a time
Saying I'd fuck my mother, I've got a perverted mind
And if you fall for all this
You're my little puppet on a stick
Everyone says that I'm sick
Why go on dates when my hand can reach my dick?
I like to touch on touchy subjects
Like, if your cousin is hot: You should get to have sex
Fuck them once and then never call them again
That will make a fun family reunion
And then you wonder "Is he really that sick?"
Waving my middle finger with my wrists slit
This is my going away party
And I don't even give a shit