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               OPENING CREDITS

               Begin Title song: Run Devil Run by Jenny Lewis and the Watson
               Twins



               INT. 

               The TRISTUM home   Day

               It is a tacky, lower-income home.  Stepfather ROY sits in a
               recliner, watching tv and drinking beer.  On the television
               is a religious program featuring SUMNER GRAFT.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Give God the first portion of your
                         income.  Give it first.  This
                         lifetime is but a second in the
                         eyes of God.  And if you give just
                         a little of what's left, that's
                         what God will give you.

               ROY drinks.  VAN enters.  VAN is a small 10 year old boy with
               beaten up clothing and short hair.

                                   ROY:
                         You drop that package off?

                                   VAN:
                         Yes.

               ROY drinks.

                                   ROY:
                         Then where's the money?

               VAN reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of cash.  He
               gives it to ROY.  ROY counts it quickly.

                                   ROY:
                         It's a dollar short.

                                   VAN:
                         I bought some candy.

               ROY nods, sips more of his beer.

                                   ROY:
                         Why don't you come over here and
                         rub my feet?

               VAN obediently does so.  ROY is unbuckling his belt.  He
               pulls it free of his pants and begins to wrap one end around
               his fist.

                                   VAN:
                         No.

                                   ROY:
                         What did you just say to me?

               VAN starts to cry.

                                   ROY:
                         I'll give you something to cry
                         about.

               ROY starts swinging the belt wildly, raining blows down on
               the terrified VAN.  DORA enters.

                                   DORA:
                         What the hell-?

               ROY kicks VAN out of the way and leaps to his feet.  He
               closes in on DORA.  She merely braces herself for the attack. 
               ROY stops.

                                   ROY:
                         God damn it.  You made me spill my
                         beer.  You and that idiot son of
                         yours.

               He lifts the belt over his head, poised to strike a blow when
               there comes a knock from the front door.  ROY takes out a
               comb and sweeps back his greasy hair.  He walks to the door
               and opens it.  DORA stares at VAN.  VAN is curled into a
               ball, hovering a couple of inches off the floor.  DORA
               doesn't quite believe what she's seeing, thinks it must be an
               optical illusion.  She goes back to the kitchen.  We hear
               only ROY'S side of the conversation at the door.

                                   VAN:
                             (v.o.)
                         I call this part of my life "Roy
                         and His Big Plan."

                                   ROY:
                         Because I don't have it yet.
                             (beat)
                         When I get it.
                             (beat)
                         Because I said so.  And if he
                         doesn't like that, tell him to come
                         down here and kiss my white ass.

               Throughout this time, VAN begins to rise higher.  His eyes
               are squeezed tight.  He gets to maybe a foot off the ground. 
               Then his eyes snap open and he falls back to the floor.  ROY
               closes the door and turns back to VAN.

                                   ROY:
                         I got my eye on you, boy.  You
                         don't take my money.  You hear me? 
                         You never take my money.

               He sits back down in his chair and focuses on the tv again. 
               It is now broadcasting a Christian reading group's discussion
               of an inspirational book.

                                   ROY:
                         God damn it.  Now I missed my damn
                         show.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The studio 

               SUMNER GRAFT storms off the set.  The audience is applauding
               the show.  As soon as he steps behind the curtains on the
               side, his minions fall in line with him.

                                   TRUDY:
                         We're still looking.

                                   SUMNER:
                         What's my rating?

                                   TRUDY:
                         Six point five.

                                   SUMNER:
                         That puts me at half what Donahue
                         is doing.

                                   JERRY:
                         Yes, well, with the diverse cable
                         market and-

                                   SUMNER:
                         Damn it, just find me a miracle.

                                   TRUDY:
                         We have a boy in Guatemala that was
                         born with two hearts.  They beat in
                         separate patterns.  He's been in a
                         coma for two years.  What if we
                         were to get a faith healer or-

                                   SUMNER:
                         Are you insane?  We want the
                         spotlight on me.  Find me a
                         miracle.  An honest miracle.

               SUMNER enters his dressing room.

                                   JERRY:
                         Well, at least he wants it honest.

                                   TRUDY:
                         What's that supposed to mean?

                                   JERRY:
                         It's just, you know, with his-

                                   TRUDY:
                         Don't even start.  He's handling it
                         in his own way.

                                   JERRY:
                         Why don't we have a higher audience
                         share?  Someone in the family dies
                         and-

                                   TRUDY:
                         Just leave it.  I don't think he's
                         handling it well but we just have
                         faith in him.

                                   JERRY:
                         Handling it well?  He's in complete
                         denial.  He won't acknowledge the
                         loss.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Well, that's his business.  Let him
                         find his own way.  Just keep
                         looking for a miracle.

                                   JERRY:
                         You notice this miracle talk never
                         started until-

                                   TRUDY:
                         Do I need to tell you how to do
                         your job, Jerry?

                                                                CUT TO:



               SUMNER'S DRESSING ROOM

               SUMNER is inhaling a line of cocaine off a mirror on the make
               up table.  He looks up to see his reflection in the mirror. 
               He notices an imperfection on his neck.  He pokes it softly
               and winces.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The TRISTUM home   Night

               We move through the house slowly.  No one appears to be
               stirring.  Close up on the fire alarm.  A finger presses the
               button and the siren begins.  DORA rushes out of the bedroom
               in her nightgown.  VAN rushes out clutching a book.  They
               both stop when they realize there is no fire, just Roy
               standing with a can of beer in his hand.

                                   ROY:
                         Dora, you can go back to bed.  I
                         need a little talk with my man
                         here.

               DORA does as she's told.  ROY crouches down to talk to VAN
               softly.

                                   ROY:
                         What have you got there?

                                   VAN:
                         Nothing.

                                   ROY:
                         It's not nothing.

                                   VAN:
                         Just a book.

                                   ROY:
                         Uh huh.

                                   VAN:
                         Can I go back to bed.

                                   ROY:
                         Sure.  But now I know.

                                   VAN:
                         Know what?

                                   ROY:
                         You thought everything in the house
                         was going to burn up and you
                         grabbed one thing to save.  One
                         thing that means more than anything
                         else.  That book.  It matters to
                         you more than anything else in
                         here.  Let me see it.

               VAN resists.  ROY tears it away.

                                   ROY:
                             (dubious)
                         The Life and Times of America's
                         Only Flying Movie Star.
                             (to VAN)
                         Why do you care about this book?
                             (looking at the front
                              page)
                         Copyright 1946?  What is this?

               VAN refuses to say anything.

               ROY tears out the first page.  VAN begins to cry, so Roy
               tears out the next page.  VAN struggles to regain control of
               himself.

                                   ROY:
                         That's good, that you stopped.  I'd
                         tear the whole damn thing apart. 
                         You ain't so smart, Van.  I don't
                         care what your report card says,
                         you ain't got no common sense.  I'm
                         your father, it's my job to toughen
                         you up.

                                   VAN:
                         You're not my father.

               ROY laughs.

                                   ROY:
                         Well, I'm the closest you got.  Now
                         g'on.  Get back to bed.

               VAN just stands there.

                                   ROY:
                         What?

                                   VAN:
                         My book.

                                   ROY:
                         I'll hang on to it.  Make sure it
                         doesn't get lost.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               A grow house   Day

               ROY looks odd.  He is dressed in a seersucker suit with a
               bolo tie.  His long, greasy hair is swept back like a
               vampire.  He sits in a chair across a desk from a man in a
               cowboy hat.  This man, DUKE, is older, has a gray mustache,
               and hardened features.  In a room off to the side, marijuana
               is being grown in hydroponic vats.

                                   DUKE:
                         I thought that the A-rab was going
                         to pick this up hisself.

                                   ROY:
                         He's actually a Sikh, which is
                         Indian, but never mind.  No, no, he
                         wants me to collect it for him.

                                   DUKE:
                             (leaning forward)
                         And if I was to call him and ask
                         about this, he'd just give me the
                         go ahead?

                                   ROY:
                         Call him?  I'll call him for you. 
                         I do the leg work.  He's an
                         investor, he doesn't handle this
                         stuff.

                                   DUKE:
                         Well, I reckon everyone deals with
                         the stockholders in their own way.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. 

               Outside the grow house  Moments later

               ROY walks out of the house and leans against the driver's
               side window of an old pick up truck.  The driver is STONE,
               his best friend.

                                   STONE:
                         How much is in there, you think?

                                   ROY:
                         At least 100 plants.  In his safe,
                         he had about a hundred thou left. 
                         And he had a brick of heroin in
                         there.  Fucking bonds and shit,
                         too.

                                   STONE:
                         How much is that worth?  100
                         plants?

                                   ROY:
                         Don't be an idiot.  You know
                         anything about male and female pot
                         plants?  You know how to cure them
                         for maximum THC?  We've never
                         gotten into the pot business
                         because you need to know that
                         stuff.  Do you even know what a
                         clone is?

                                   STONE:
                         Shit yeah, that sheep they made.

                                   ROY:
                         The way I figure, you get your boys
                         up here with some shotguns and
                         we'll take the whole safe.  It's
                         built into an interior wall.  He
                         won't want to give up the
                         combination, but you just cut off
                         his thumb and he'll sing a
                         different tune.

                                   STONE:
                         How much are you into the Sikh for?

                                   ROY:
                         Well, I could take him the eight
                         grand right now and start fresh. 
                         But that's already his money, I'd
                         just be in for another eight grand.

                                   STONE:
                         I'm still not sure I understand
                         this. 
                         You owe him money, so you're going
                         to rob one of his guys and pay him
                         back with that money?

                                   ROY:
                         Let me worry about that.  You just
                         get that safe open.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. 

               SUMNER'S palatial estate   Day

               SUMNER sits by the swimming pool in a bathrobe.  He is
               popping painkillers.  Suddenly, he hears a voice.

                                   VOICE:
                         Your wife's snatch sure dried up,
                         didn't it?

               SUMNER looks around.

                                   VOICE:
                         But that piece of ass Trudy could
                         probably suck-start a leafblower.

               SUMNER is still looking around.

                                   VOICE:
                         Down here, genius.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Who is this?

                                   VOICE:
                         God is dead.  Nietzsche said that. 
                         God's reply was "Nietzsche is
                         dead."

                                   SUMNER:
                         Who the fucking-

                                   VOICE:
                         Watch the swearing there, Reverend. 
                         Who knows who could be listening?

               SUMNER retrieves a knife from his breakfast plate and
               inspects the boil on his neck.  It now has a small mouth with
               a complete set of teeth.

                                   VOICE:
                         That's right, fuckhead.  I'm
                         growing on you. 

                                   SUMNER:
                         Are you a demon?

               The VOICE CHUCKLES.

                                   VOICE:
                         I'm not going to take you over, if
                         that's what you're thinking.

                                   SUMNER:
                         What do you want?

                                   VOICE:
                         This is a very dangerous time for
                         Christians.  Secularists are trying
                         to remove God from the public
                         discourse.  Those are your words,
                         aren't they?

                                   SUMNER:
                         I need a drink.

                                   VOICE:
                         Buddy, you need a dozen drinks. 
                         Have another Halcyon.  Maybe you'll
                         wake up and I'll be gone.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Really?

                                   VOICE:
                         Sure.  Keep dreaming, shit for
                         brains.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The TRISTUM home  Night

               ROY sits in his recliner, drinking a beer.  It is late and
               his wife and step-son are in bed.  There is a knock at the
               door.  He opens it slightly and STONE rushes in.  He begins
               talking louder than he should, very agitated.

                                   STONE:
                         They got Troy in the leg and shot
                         out the back window of my truck.

                                   ROY:
                         Did you get the safe?

                                   STONE:
                         Are you fucking listening to me,
                         man?!  They shot Troy in the leg!

                                   ROY:
                         Quiet, quiet, man.  I got people
                         sleeping in here.
                             (beat)
                         Did you get the safe or what?

               STONE remains silent.

                                   ROY:
                         Oh, fucking Jesus Christ!  Tell me
                         you got the safe!

                                   STONE:
                         It all went wrong from the
                         beginning.  When I pulled up, they
                         came running out the door.  Troy
                         was in the back of the flatbed so
                         he hopped out and returned fire. 
                         Then-

                                   ROY:
                         You never even got inside the
                         house?

                                   STONE:
                         It went haywire.  They was shooting
                         at us, what was I supposed to do,
                         man?  What could I do?

                                   ROY:
                         Get out of here.  Leave and don't
                         come back until I call you.  Stay
                         with your brother up in Weepog.

                                   STONE:
                         I'm sorry.

               STONE tries to give him a hug.  ROY pushes him away.

                                   ROY:
                         What is your fucking problem?

                                   STONE:
                         I'm just sorry, man.

                                   ROY:
                         Get out.  Get the fuck out.  Trade
                         that truck in.  Leave it at a junk
                         yard.  But you have to leave now.

               STONE stands for a couple seconds, waiting for something. 
               ROY is beaming pure anger at him.  Eventually, STONE quietly
               files out the door.  DORA enters from the bedroom.

                                   DORA:
                         What was that shouting?

                                   ROY:
                         They're gonna kill me, darling. 
                         They're gonna kill me with shit.  I
                         should have fucking known better. 
                         I should have-

                                   DORA:
                         What's wrong, Roy?

                                   ROY:
                         One of us is being played for a
                         fool.  And it ain't the god damn
                         Sikh.

                                   DORA:
                         What are you talking about?

                                   ROY:
                         Disinformation, Dora! 
                         Counterintelligence!  Spies in my
                         midst, god damn it!  Spies in my
                         midst.

                                   DORA:
                         You're going to wake Van.

                                   ROY:
                         I'm going to spend the rest of my
                         life looking over my shoulder if I
                         don't get this fixed.

                                   DORA:
                         Tell me what happened.

                                   ROY:
                         Baby, are you with me or do you
                         want to split?

               She holds up her hand, displaying her cheap wedding ring.

                                   DORA:
                         Partners, right?  For better or
                         worse.

                                   ROY:
                         I need to go out to the bar.  I
                         need to get so drunk I can't drive
                         home and they call me a cab.

                                   DORA:
                         No you don't.

                                   ROY:
                         That's about my only god damn
                         alibi.  Spies in my midst. 
                         Informers.  They're probably
                         selling me out right now.

                                   DORA:
                         Roy, you look like you're coming
                         apart.

                                   ROY:
                         All I've got in this world is my
                         word and my balls.
                             (beat)
                         If you're not here when I get back,
                         I understand.

               ROY exits.



               INT. 

               SPIRO WATZKIN'S ornate Hollywood home

               DALLAS is wiring a ceiling fan.  He is a slim, clean-cut
               young man.  SPIRO watches him coolly from an antique leather
               rocking chair.  SPIRO smokes a cigarette through a long
               filter.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I'm not sure the voltage on this
                         house-  When was it built?

                                   SPIRO:
                         I bought it in 19 and 21.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Has it been rewired?

                                   SPIRO:
                         Oh yes, naturally.  Every house
                         needs a good wiring.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I'm going to flip the switch.  I
                         guess we'll just have to see.

               DALLAS climbs down the ladder and flips the switch.  For a
               second, nothing happens.  Then the fan slowly begins turning.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Okay.  Is there anything else you
                         need me to do today?

                                   SPIRO:
                         The pool's filter is clogged, I
                         believe.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I'll check it out.  Probably a dead
                         bird.

                                   SPIRO:
                         Very hard to enjoy life when the
                         system gets clogged.

               DALLAS doesn't understand.  He exits.

                                   SPIRO:
                             (to no one)
                         Yes it is.  Very hard.

               He inhales his cigarette.



               EXT. 

               The TRISTUM home   Day

               VAN walks up the sidewalk, past overgrown grass that borders
               it on either side, to the modest and somewhat dilapidated
               home.  He has a backpack on and is apparently just out of
               school.  He opens the screen door and enters.  ROY is sitting
               on the fireplace, crying.

                                   VAN:
                         Roy?

                                   ROY:
                         I wish you would call me dad.
                             (beat)
                         C'mere a minute.

               VAN stays where he is.

                                   ROY:
                         I ain't gonna bite ya.  Look.
                             (He holds up an empty beer
                              can)
                         I ain't even drunk.  This is the
                         first one I've had all day.  Just
                         come over here where I can see you. 
                         My neck is sore.

               VAN cautiously approaches.

                                   ROY:
                         Listen, Van.  You've gotta be a
                         better person than I am.  You have
                         to make up for me.  Don't break
                         your mom's heart.

               VAN does not respond.

                                   ROY:
                         I'm trying to tell you, here.  I
                         try so hard and I can't make the
                         pieces fit.  It's hard living up
                         here.
                             (He makes a high level
                              with his hand)
                         Especially when you can only afford
                         to live down here.
                             (He moves his hand down)
                         I tried, okay?  Just remember that. 
                         Whatever you think of me, I tried. 
                         You've always gotta do right. 
                         That's the important thing.  Don't
                         mess with drugs or rob anyone,
                         don't cheat anyone, be a good
                         Christian.
                             (beat)
                         Okay, go ahead.  Go do your
                         homework or whatever.

                                   VAN:
                         Can I ride my bike?

               ROY opens another beer.  His hands are trembling.

                                   ROY:
                         That's good.  You ride your bike. 
                         You need some money?

               ROY pulls out a wad of bills.

                                   ROY:
                         No deliveries anymore.  Here, take
                         ten.  You can buy yourself some
                         candy.

               He gives VAN a bill and starts drinking his beer.  VAN
               leaves.  Opens the garage, pulls out his bike.  He begins
               riding.  As VAN is pulling away, ROY appears at the screen
               door and shouts:

                                   ROY:
                         You're riding like a damn girl!

               VAN keeps pedaling.  A car pulls alongside him briefly and
               then stops at the TRISTUM house.

                                   VAN:
                             (v.o)
                         I call this part of my life "Being
                         a Good Christian."



               EXT. 

               VAN'S neighborhood, an hour or so later

               VAN is turning the corner of the block when a fire engine
               roars past him, siren WAILING.  He pedals faster to see what
               is going on.  He finds his home on fire.  He jumps off his
               bike while it is still moving and rushes toward the house.  A
               POLICE OFFICER grabs him and restrains him.

                                   VAN:
                         That's my house!  That's my house!

                                   POLICE OFFICER:
                         Easy, kid, easy.  Do you know if
                         anyone was inside?

                                   VAN:
                         Roy and my mom!

               The POLICE OFFICER starts pushing him away from the house.

                                   POLICE OFFICER:
                         Okay, son, we just need to move you
                         back a bit so that these men can
                         work on putting out the fire.
                             (to the firemen)
                         We've got two inside!

               Firemen rush in while hoses are untangled, a hydrant
               unscrewed, etc.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The police station  Night

               VAN sits in the center of a row of empty chairs that line the
               wall.  He is crying.  DORIS KEARNS, a social worker, brings
               him a glass of water.

                                   DORIS:
                         Van, my name is Doris.  I work for
                         the Child Protection Service.

               VAN does not respond.

                                   DORIS:
                         I want you to know how sorry I am
                         about your family. 

               She places a hand on his shoulder and he flinches away from
               it.  This triggers thoughts.

                                   DORIS:
                         Did Roy ever hit you, Van?  Did you
                         ever see him hit your mother?

               VAN does not respond.

                                   DORIS:
                         It's not your fault, Van.  It's not
                         your fault if he hit you.

               VAN slowly starts to rise from the chair.  His feet leave the
               ground for a second.  DORIS reacts with horror and disbelief. 
               VAN drops the couple inches back into his seat and then water
               begins to pour from the legs of his jeans.

                                   DORIS:
                         That's okay.  That's okay, Van. 
                         You're under a lot of stress.  A
                         lot has happened today.  Why don't
                         you come with me and I'll clean you
                         up?

               DORIS leads VAN to a bathroom.  We are still in the hall and
               it sits for quite some time.  Suddenly there's a scream of
               surprise.  A second later, the door bursts open and DORIS
               runs out.



               INT. 

               The police station   Moments later

               DORIS rushes up to the duty officer and blurts out:

                                   DORIS:
                         It's a girl!  Van is a girl!

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The studio

               SUMNER is filming one of his three daily broadcasts.

                                   SUMNER:
                         And just as Jesus told us to love
                         our brother, we also must care for
                         and nurture those good Christians
                         who have fallen on  hard times.  We
                         must reach out to the alcoholic,
                         the drug addict, the homosexual. 
                         It is through you, everyone one of
                         you, that God's work is performed. 
                         God so loved this world and his
                         children that he gave his only son
                         as a sacrifice to cleanse us.  They
                         may see this-
                             (he holds up the Bible)
                         -as just a book of stories.  They
                         call them parables and fables and
                         tell us that we should not take the
                         word of the Lord literally!  They
                         will call on us to-

                                   VOICE:
                         I know you want to stick your dick
                         in Trudy.

               SUMNER freezes.  He sweats.  He looks around the studio.  The
               camera moves in closer to him.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
                         excuse me.  I was saying, uh...

               TRUDY is pointing madly at the teleprompter.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I was saying that, uh, we must love
                         our brother, that we must give
                         money to save those who need- 
                         Well, it was really a-  And I know
                         I'm blowing it all right here, but,
                         if you will excuse me for a bit-

                                   VOICE:
                         You'd like to go to the dressing
                         room for some cocaine.  It's what
                         keeps you going through your
                         tragedy.

                                   SUMNER:
                         It's a very, very-  I like to say
                         that Jesus loves you.  I love
                         Jesus, who had no hatred in his
                         heart, even for his killers.
                             (seeming to have recovered
                              now)
                         And that is why capital punishment
                         is wrong.  The taking of a life is-

                                   DIRECTOR:
                         Cut!  Cut, cut!  Stop it!

               The audience is MURMURING now.  SUMNER loosens his tie and
               takes a step back and falls off the small platform.  The
               crowd GASPS and his minions run to him.

                                                              CLOSE ON:

               SUMNER gasping for air.  TRUDY is bending over him,
               unbuttoning the collar of his shirt.  He has a good view of
               her cleavage.

                                   VOICE:
                         Think about holding those.  You
                         want to see if I can move your
                         hand?

                                   SUMNER:
                         No!

                                   TRUDY:
                         I'm sorry?  Sumner?

               SUMNER reaches out and grabs one of her breasts.  She pulls
               away from him.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I'm sorry.  I can't help it.

                                   TRUDY:
                             (to the DIRECTOR)
                         I think he's in shock.

                                   DIRECTOR:
                         Can we get a glass of water here?

                                                               BACK TO:



               THE FRONT OF THE STAGE

               The ASSISTANT DIRECTOR is urging the audience to remain calm. 
               Everything will be alright.

                                                               BACK TO:



               SUMNER ON THE GROUND

                                   SUMNER:
                         I'm sorry, Trudy, my hand just got
                         away from me.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Can you stand?

                                   SUMNER:
                         I haven't thrown up in fifteen
                         years.  I think I'm gonna.

               She begins to roll him over on his stomach.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Do you need an ambulance, Sumner?

                                                               BACK TO:



               FRONT OF THE STAGE

                                   ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
                         We're going to get him a good
                         Baptist doctor.  And if we can't
                         find one, we'll get a good Jewish
                         lawyer.

               The crowd CHUCKLES.

                                                               BACK TO:



               SUMNER ON THE GROUND

                                   SUMNER:
                         I think I can walk.  My vision is
                         coming back.  There's a, uh, a
                         ringing, in my ears.  It's
                         distracting, it's driving me nuts.

                                   VOICE:
                         That's me doing that.  I can
                         control you from in here, Reverend. 
                         I own you.

                                   DIRECTOR:
                         Does he have a history of heart
                         problems?

                                   TRUDY:
                         I don't know.

                                   DIRECTOR:
                         You don't know?

                                   TRUDY:
                         I don't know!  What did I just say? 
                         I don't know enough!

                                   SUMNER:
                         Just calm down.  I think
                         I'm...yeah, I'm okay.  I just got
                         hot under these lights.  Can you
                         take me to my dressing room?

                                   VOICE:
                         Going for the cocaine, Reverend?

               SUMNER looks over at a door on the side of the stage.  A sign
               hangs on it that reads "This is not an exit."

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               Child Protective Services office    Day

               DORIS walks down a long hall, talking to PASTOR TAYLOR.

                                   DORIS:
                         It's a very strange case.  The
                         police have a record on this Roy
                         character. 
                         Small time con man, low-level drug
                         dealer.  Hard drinker, usually got
                         into fights with smaller guys after
                         having a few.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         I know the type.  Rough customer to
                         anyone smaller.

                                   DORIS:
                         You got it.  Now, from what we can
                         gather, the mother was suspicious
                         of his proclivities.  That is to
                         say...we suspect that the mother
                         believed Roy might be a child
                         molester.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         Jesus wept.

                                   DORIS:
                         Yes.  And, to prevent him
                         from...fiddling with Van, she
                         raised her as a boy.  It's not
                         Evan, it's Vanessa.  The good news
                         is that Vanessa was still
                         masquerading as a boy, so we can
                         assume that Roy thought she was a
                         boy and did not molest her.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         Do you think she was otherwise
                         abused?

                                   DORIS:
                         Vanessa won't come out and say it
                         but the signs are there.  She is
                         uncommunicative, withdrawn, easily
                         scared, always on edge.  With the
                         way Roy treated everyone else, I
                         would be surprised if he didn't
                         dish out the same on the mother and
                         Vanessa.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         Sounds like the poor girl needs a
                         lot of healing.

                                   DORIS:
                         Yes, pastor.  Do you have a spot
                         for her?

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         Not at the home, no.  But I do know
                         a couple in my congregation that is
                         looking to adopt.

                                   DORIS:
                         Well, if you don't have a place, my
                         first instinct is to go for foster
                         care.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         But that's a stop-gap, at best. 
                         Perhaps this couple could be foster
                         parents and begin the adoption
                         process?

                                   DORIS:
                         We would have to interview them and
                         check their background.

                                   PASTOR TAYLOR:
                         They are good, honest Christians. 
                         I don't see any reason why Vanessa
                         should be kicked around from family
                         to family.  The girl's been through
                         enough.  Mark and Cindy can provide
                         guidance, compassion, the love of
                         the Lord.  It's really best for
                         everyone, I think.

                                   DORIS:
                         Oh, I trust you, pastor Taylor. 
                         I'm sure it's just a formality at
                         this point.  Let me give you my
                         card and have them call me.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT.

               XAVIER WHITELAND, a not-so-sauve-despite-trying man in his
               late 40s, is in a crawlspace/attic.  He is carefully feeding
               a wire down through a hole over the mouth of a SLEEPING MAN. 
               With the wire in place, he drips a solution down the wire and
               into the SLEEPING MAN'S open mouth.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               A hotel in the Bahamas   Day

               As X-French T-Shirt by Shudder to Think plays, XAVIER marches
               resolutely through a lobby full of nonplussed tourists.  He
               is in an ultra-tight speedo, an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt,
               and wears boots with black socks.  He is smoking a cigarette
               and drinking a beer as he walks.  His gut hangs over the
               waistband of his speedo.

                                   XAVIER:
                             (v.o.)
                         I used to be smart and handsome. 
                         Now I'm just a fat piece of shit.

               A SMALL CHILD points his finger at XAVIER like a gun and
               pulls the trigger.  XAVIER, cigarette dangling from his
               mouth, adjusts his crotch.



               INT. 

               DORIS drives VANESSA to the GRISWOLD home.

                                   DORIS:
                         Are you excited about meeting your
                         new family, Vanessa?

                                   VANESSA:
                         My name is Van.

                                   DORIS:
                         That was what Roy called you. 
                         Roy's gone now.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I don't miss him.
                             (beat)
                         Is that bad?

                                   DORIS:
                         Of course not, Vanessa.  He was a
                         bad man, wasn't he?

               VANESSA stares out the window.

                                   DORIS:
                         Did he ever hit you, Vanessa?

                                   VANESSA:
                         He mostly just drank beer.

                                   DORIS:
                         I'm going to miss talking to you. 
                         You're one of my favorite people
                         ever.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I don't like my clothes.

                                   DORIS:
                         What's wrong with them?

                                   VANESSA:
                         It's a dress.  I want to wear
                         jeans.

                                   DORIS:
                         You want to look pretty for your
                         new family, don't you?

                                   VANESSA:
                         I want to fly.  I want to fly like
                         a bird.

                                   DORIS:
                         What would you do if you could? 
                         Where would you go?

                                   VANESSA:
                         I would just fly and be happy.

               They arrive at the GRISWOLD home.  It is a spacious suburban
               home with a manicured lawn and a large dog sitting on the
               front porch.

                                   DORIS:
                         What do you think?  Better house
                         than you were living in, huh?

                                   VANESSA:
                         Houses are just made of wood.

               The front door opens and MARK and CINDY GRISWOLD step out. 
               They are an annoyingly coordinated couple in their mid-30s. 
               MARK waves at the car.

                                   DORIS:
                         Do you want me to go with you?

                                   VANESSA:
                         No, that's okay.

                                   DORIS:
                         Vanessa, if you want to talk about
                         anything, you can call me, okay?

               VANESSA steps out of the car without a word.  She begins to
               walk up the path to the front door. 
               The dog jumps up and begins running in circles around her. 
               DORIS rolls down the window and calls out:

                                   DORIS:
                         I'll be checking in next week,
                         Vanessa.

                                   MARK:
                         She's going to love it here.  Don't
                         worry, Mrs. Kearns, she'll do fine.

                                   CINDY:
                         Don't you have a bag, sweetie?

                                   VANESSA:
                         No.

                                   CINDY:
                         You don't have any clothes or-

                                   VANESSA:
                         No.  I lost everything in the fire.

                                   CINDY:
                         Well I'll take you shopping
                         tomorrow.  I love your dress.

               MARK crouches down to VANESSA'S eye level.

                                   MARK:
                         Have you heard the good news?

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               The GRISWOLD dining room   Night

               The family, which also includes a young boy, MATTHEW, are in
               prayer.

                                   MARK:
                         We thank you, Lord, for this
                         evening's meal and for the
                         blessings you have bestowed on this
                         family.  We thank you for allowing
                         us to welcome Vanessa to our family
                         and for seeing to her safe passage
                         here.  In Jesus' name we pray.

                                   ALL:
                         Amen.

                                   MARK:
                         Do you like green beans, Vanessa?

               VANESSA pushes the food around her plate.

                                   MARK:
                         What about the chicken?  Do you
                         like it baked like this?

               VANESSA does not answer.

                                   MARK:
                         Your mother went through a lot of
                         trouble to cook this meal and-

                                   VANESSA:
                         She's not my mother.

                                   MARK:
                         She certainly is your mother now. 
                         I'm your father.  And Matthew is
                         your brother.

                                   VANESSA:
                         Matthew is a butt.

                                   MARK:
                         We don't use that kind of language
                         in this house, Vanessa.  I don't
                         know what your old house was like
                         but-

                                   VANESSA:
                         I hate it here.

                                   CINDY:
                         You're just homesick.  It will
                         pass.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I'm not homesick.  I hated it there
                         and I hate it here.  It's always
                         freezing and you won't let me touch
                         anything.  There are no toys to
                         play with except Bible toys.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               MARK and CINDY'S bedroom  Later in the night

               They are preparing for bed.

                                   MARK:
                         She's a hard one to reach.  This is
                         what happens when you raise a child
                         outside of the church.  They build
                         up a wall of resistance.

                                   CINDY:
                         Maybe we should listen to what she
                         said.  It's hard to adjust to a new
                         home, especially at her age.  We
                         should try to make her as
                         comfortable as possible.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. 

               VANESSA'S bedroom    Same time

               VANESSA lays in bed, listening to the conversation from the
               other room.  It is muffled, but audible.

                                   MARK:
                         What a sick family, making her
                         dress up as a boy.

                                   CINDY:
                         No argument here.  It's creepy. 
                         She's never had God in her life. 
                         It breaks my heart.

               The door opens and MATTHEW sneaks in.  VANESSA pretends to be
               sleeping.

                                   MATTHEW:
                         Hey, wake up.  Come on, wake up.

                                   VANESSA:
                         What do you want?

                                   MATTHEW:
                         I just want to welcome you to the
                         family.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I don't like it here.

                                   MATTHEW:
                         You will.  We get to do all kinds
                         of fun stuff at the church. 
                         There's a youth group and we have
                         movie nights and...

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT.

               MARK and CINDY'S bedroom     Moments later

                                   MARK:
                         We're going to have to get through
                         to her.  If she doesn't accept
                         Jesus-

               A SCREAM is heard from the other room.  They rush out the
               door and into VANESSA'S room.  VANESSA has MATTHEW pinned to
               the ground, facedown, his arms behind him.

                                   MARK:
                         Stop that!  Get off him right now!

               VANESSA reluctantly lets go and climbs back onto her bed. 
               MATTHEW is in tears.

                                   MARK:
                         Why did you do that?  Why did you
                         do that, Vanessa?

                                   VANESSA:
                         Because I hate it here and I hate
                         him!

                                   CINDY:
                         What did he do to you?

               VANESSA doesn't say anything.

                                   CINDY:
                         Did he do something?

               VANESSA remains defiantly silent, shutting them out.

                                   MARK:
                         You get him back to bed, I'll deal
                         with her.

               CINDY leads MATTHEW out of the room.  MARK takes the chair
               from the desk and pulls it up near the bed.  He sits on it.

                                   MARK:
                         Now I don't know what things were
                         like with your family, but you
                         can't do that here. 
                         We never raise our fist against
                         another person, okay?  That is not
                         what Jesus taught.

                                   VANESSA:
                         Screw Jesus!

               MARK grabs her by the arm.

                                   MARK:
                         That's the last time I'll let you
                         blasphemy like that.  Look, we're
                         your family now and I plan to raise
                         you right.  You will respect and
                         love the Lord and you will respect
                         everyone else.  We're going to try
                         really hard to make you a good
                         Christian.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I don't want to be a Christian.

               MARK is alarmed by this.  He sputters.

                                   MARK:
                         But but but but but but but-  How
                         can you-  But-  You will be a
                         Christian.  God is love.

                                   VANESSA:
                         There's no such thing as love.

                                   MARK:
                         There is.  There is our love and
                         God's love.  I don't know how rough
                         you had it before, but I'm going to
                         make sure that you receive both
                         here.  But you will never raise
                         your fist against your brother
                         again.  Now say that to me.

               VANESSA continues staring away.  MARK jerks her arm to make
               her face him.

                                   MARK:
                         Say it.

                                   VANESSA:
                             (through tears)
                         I will never hurt my brother again.

                                   MARK:
                         Okay.  And you'd better mean that. 
                         There's no such thing as halfway
                         saved.

               He returns the chair to the desk and turns the light off.



               INT. 

               SUMNER'S palatial estate   Day

               SUMNER is in a bathrobe, searching through the fridge while
               idly stroking the growth.  His wife, ELLEN, enters.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Good morning.

                                   ELLEN:
                         There's blood on your pillow.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Yeah, I got a nosebleed.

                                   ELLEN:
                         I'll have to throw it out.  I can't
                         stand the sight of blood.

                                   SUMNER:
                         That's okay.

                                   ELLEN:
                         What is that thing on your neck?

                                   SUMNER:
                         That's just my demon.

               ELLEN exits.  The phone RINGS.

                                   SUMNER:
                         You got that?

               It continues RINGING.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Ellen?  You got that?

               It RINGS once more.  SUMNER answers it.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Hello?

                                   DWIGHT:
                         Mr. Graft?

                                   SUMNER:
                         Yes?

                                   DWIGHT:
                         This is Dwight Boisen from the
                         Tolavoli Brother's Mortuary.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Okay.

                                   DWIGHT:
                         I'm calling in regards to the, hmm,
                         matter.  There is still an
                         outstanding balance on this
                         account.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I know that.  Don't you think I
                         know that?

                                   DWIGHT:
                         Yes, well, sir, we have to rectify
                         this-

                                   VOICE:
                         Tell him to fuck himself.

                                   DWIGHT:
                         -as our accounts are not pro bono,
                         if you will, but-

                                   SUMNER:
                         Go fuck yourself.

                                   DWIGHT:
                         Pardon me?

                                   SUMNER:
                         I said fuck yourself.  You damn
                         leech.

                                   DWIGHT:
                         Sir, we will take this up with our
                         legal department if-

                                   VOICE:
                         Tell him to eat shit.

                                   DWIGHT:
                         -to rectify this account, see?  We
                         have to be paid for our services.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Eat shit.

               ELLEN stands at the kitchen door.  SUMNER hangs up.

                                   ELLEN:
                         That didn't sound pleasant.

                                   SUMNER:
                         These mortuaries.  Fucking con
                         game.  They know that everyone will
                         die.

                                   ELLEN:
                         And Sumner Graft will lead them to
                         the afterlife.  Don't put too much
                         sugar in your cereal.

               SUMNER opens the dishwasher and spots a glass cup from
               Disneyworld.  He picks it up, looks at it.

                                   SUMNER:
                             (to no one)
                         This was it.  This was the cup.

                                   ELLEN:
                         Don't start today, okay?  I have
                         too much going on.

                                   SUMNER:
                         But this was the cup.  This was her-

                                   ELLEN:
                         And get that thing looked at.

                                   SUMNER:
                         What thing?

                                   ELLEN:
                         That thing on your neck.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. 

               A pleasant park in the suburbs   Day

               MATTHEW and VAN are playing on some playground equipment.  

                                   MATTHEW:
                         Why did your mom dress you like a
                         boy?

                                   VANESSA:
                         Because I am a boy.

                                   MATTHEW:
                         No you're not.  My mom said you
                         don't have a hoo hoo.

                                   VANESSA:
                         Your mom likes to lie a lot.

                                   MATTHEW:
                         Then show it to me.

               VANESSA climbs into the spiral, covered slide.  MATTHEW edges
               up close.  She pulls up her dress to reveal white cotton
               panties.

                                   MATTHEW:
                         I don't see anything.

               VANESSA suddenly punches him in the mouth.  He begins to cry. 
               VANESSA grabs him and pushes him down into the slide.

                                   CINDY:
                         Matthew?

               VANESSA steps out of the slide and says:

                                   VANESSA:
                         He tripped.

               CINDY climbs the small ladder and begins advancing on
               VANESSA.  VANESSA backs away from her, falling off the little
               balcony.  CINDY has turned into the slide now and pays no
               notice to VANESSA.

                                   CINDY:
                         Matthew, are you okay?

               She climbs into the slide to go after him.  We pull back to
               see that VANESSA has not hit the ground.  She is floating a
               few inches above it, her eyes closed.

                                   CINDY:
                             (from inside the slide)
                         You are in big trouble, young lady.

               VANESSA'S eyes open and she falls the few inches to the
               ground.



               INT. 

               SPIRO'S mansion    Day

               DALLAS is pulling out the refrigerator from its enclosure. 
               It is an archaic refrigerator, at least fifty years out of
               date.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I've never seen a fridge this old
                         before.  Did it come with the
                         house?

                                   SPIRO:
                         I bought that in 19 and 50.  And it
                         was used.  I paid fourteen dollars
                         for it.  An appraiser recently
                         offered me six hundred.

                                   DALLAS:
                         You should take it.

                                   SPIRO:
                         What does a new refrigerator cost?

                                   DALLAS:
                             (ponders)
                         I don't know.  A thousand?

                                   SPIRO:
                         So I would be four hundred out of
                         pocket.  Does that strike you as a
                         good deal?

                                   DALLAS:
                         I don't know.  Newer is always
                         better, right?

                                   SPIRO:
                         Only a young man would say that.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I'm not that young.  I'll be thirty
                         in three years.

                                   SPIRO:
                         When I was thirty, I made eighteen
                         movies and appeared on the
                         vaudeville circuit regularly.  They
                         said the movies would kill them
                         and, well, they're dead.

                                   DALLAS:
                         You were in the movies?

                                   SPIRO:
                         Some of them were even good.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Anything I've seen?

                                   SPIRO:
                         I'm afraid you won't find my movies
                         lying around anymore.  Most of them
                         were lost in the war.

                                   DALLAS:
                         What war?

                                   SPIRO:
                         The second World War.

                                   DALLAS:
                         How were they lost?  Was the studio
                         bombed?

                                   SPIRO:
                         Is that a joke?

                                   DALLAS:
                             (looking behind the
                              fridge)
                         Here's your problem.  The
                         compressor has fallen off.  I think
                         it's the compressor.

                                   SPIRO:
                         Why don't you have a seat here so
                         that we can talk?

                                   DALLAS:
                         I don't know how to fix this.

               SPIRO takes a long drag on his cigarette.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Can I ask you something?

                                   SPIRO:
                         Always.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I know you hired me to be your
                         handyman or whatever, but I'm not
                         sure why.

                                   SPIRO:
                         I liked the look of you.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Okay, but, what you're paying me,
                         you could get three Mexicans to-

                                   SPIRO:
                         I don't like Mexicans.  Have you
                         ever spent time in Mexico?

                                   DALLAS:
                         I've had a few drinking trips down
                         there but-

                                   SPIRO:
                         The Mexican is the new gypsy.  They
                         will rob you and cheat you and-

                                   DALLAS:
                         You shouldn't be saying things like
                         that.  It's not right.

                                   SPIRO:
                         Forgive me.  Old prejudices of an
                         old man.

                                   DALLAS:
                         Tell me more about these movies?

               Another long drag on the cigarette.  SPIRO'S eyes light up.

                                   SPIRO:
                         I was one of the biggest stars in
                         Hollywood.  Back when Hollywood was
                         good.

                                   DALLAS:
                         I like some of today's movies.  I
                         haven't seen too many.  I don't
                         watch movies much to be honest.

                                   SPIRO:
                         Of course not.  Why would you?

                                   DALLAS:
                         Do you?

               SPIRO just smiles.



               EXT. 

               A cemetery        Day

               SUMNER stands at a grave while TRUDY stands off in the
               distance, keeping an eye on him.  ELLEN stands by his side.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I can't believe they got the stone
                         up so fast.

                                   ELLEN:
                         Don't be too surprised.  It's been
                         four months.  Have you paid the
                         bill yet?

                                   SUMNER:
                         What are they going to do, dig her
                         up?

                                   ELLEN:
                         You've never welshed in your life. 
                         It would be un-Christian of you to-

                                   TRUDY:
                         Sumner!  You ready?

                                   ELLEN:
                         Is she in a mood today?

                                   SUMNER:
                         Be right there, Trudy.

                                   ELLEN:
                         Why do you let her order you
                         around?  Aren't you her boss?

                                   SUMNER:
                         Aren't you mine?

                                   ELLEN:
                         Why didn't you bring any flowers? 
                         It's disrespectful.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Sumner!  You've got that thing!

                                   ELLEN:
                         Go on.  She's not waiting for me.

               SUMNER begins walking back.



               INT. 

               TRUDY'S car   Minutes later

                                   SUMNER:
                         Any progress on the miracle?

                                   TRUDY:
                         Actually, I had a real idea for
                         that.  Why do people watch your
                         show, Sumner?

                                   SUMNER:
                         It comforts them.

                                   TRUDY:
                         No, no it doesn't.  People watch
                         your show for two reasons: To hear
                         what to be scared of and to know
                         who to blame for it.

                                   SUMNER:
                         That's putting it rather bluntly.

                                   TRUDY:
                         But you know it's true.  That's our
                         market: Fear and blame.  If a
                         hurricane destroys New Orleans,
                         it's the homosexuals' fault, right? 
                         If a child shoots up his school,
                         it's because they took prayer out.
                         If-

                                   SUMNER:
                         What's your point?

                                   TRUDY:
                         A miracle isn't going to do it.  A
                         miracle won't inspire fear.

                                   SUMNER:
                         Then what are you thinking?

                                   TRUDY:
                         Jerry did find a miracle.  Or what
                         could be one.

                                   SUMNER:
                         What is it?

                                   TRUDY:
                         A silent movie star.

                                   VOICE:
                         What's the miracle?  That he's
                         still alive?

               TRUDY notices that SUMNER is staring at her chest.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Up here, Sumner.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I'm sorry, it was the boil.

                                   TRUDY:
                         Listen, we need to frighten them.

                                   SUMNER:
                         And we haven't been doing that
                         already?

                                   TRUDY:
                         If this guy checks out, if it's
                         legit, then we are halfway there. 
                         But we need to go all the way.

                                   SUMNER:
                         I'm ready to go all the way.

                                   VOICE:
                         You and me both, Reverend.



               INT. 

               VANESSA'S bedroom   Night

               VANESSA is knelt in prayer at the foot of her bed.  We pull
               back to find MARK staring at her, leaning against the desk.

                                   MARK:
                         We can do this all night, Vanessa. 
                         If you don't accept Jesus into your
                         heart-

                                   VANESSA:
                         I have.

                                   MARK:
                         I don't believe you.  I think
                         you're claiming faith to get out of
                         trouble.
                             (beat)
                         Didn't I tell you? 
                         Was I not clear?  You do not hurt
                         anyone.  That is unforgiveable.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I'm sorry.

                                   MARK:
                         Do you want to read the Bible with
                         me?

                                   VANESSA:
                         No.

                                   MARK:
                         Then you're going to stay there,
                         asking for forgiveness.

                                   VANESSA:
                         I don't want to.

                                   MARK:
                         This isn't about what you want.

               MARK picks a Bible up off the desk and tosses it on the bed.

                                   MARK:
                         I want you to read the first ten
                         pages of the Gospel of Peter.  And
                         I will test you later.

                                   VANESSA:
                         Can't I just pray?

                                   MARK:
                         You'll do plenty of that later. 
                         But for now, I want you to read.

               MARK opens the door and leaves, shutting it softly behind
               him.  As soon as he is gone, VANESSA is at the closet,
               shoving clothes into a bag.



               INT. 

               The hallway    Soon after

               VANESSA carefully sneaks out of her room and then stalks down
               the hallway.  She drags the bag behind her as she sneaks down
               the stairs.

                                   VANESSA:
                             (v.o.)
                         I call this part of my life
                         "Running Away".
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